Fort Lytton

25 July 2009

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

1. Golden Retriever:
"The sun is shining, the day is young,
we've got our whole lives ahead of us,
and you're inside worrying bout a
stupid burned out light bulb?"
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2. Border Collie:
"Just one. And then I'll replace any
wiring that's not up to code."
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3. Dachshound:
"You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!"
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4. Rottweiler"
"Go on, make me."
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5. Boxer:
"Who cares? I can still play with my
squeaky toys in the dark."
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6. Lab:
"Oh, me, me, me!!!
Pleeeeeeeze, let me change the light
bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Can I? Pleeeeze, please, please, please!"
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7. German Shepherd:
"I'll change it as soon as I've led these people
from the dark, check to make sure I haven't
missed any, and make just one more perimeter
patrol to see that no one has tried to take
advantage of the situation."
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8. Jack Russell Terrier:
"I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing
off the walls and furniture"
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9. Old English Sheep Dog:
"Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't
see a light bulb!"
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10. Cocker Spaniel:
"Why change it? I can still pee on
the carpet in the dark."
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11. Chihuahua:
"Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or, we don't need
no stinking light bulb."
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12. Greyhound:
"It isn't moving. Who cares?"
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13. Australian Sheep Dog:
"First I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle."
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14. Poodle:
"I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house,
my nails will be dry."
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15. Afghan Dog:
"What's a light bulb? What day is it? Who am I"

2 comments:

  1. Del from IpswichJuly 27, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    The cattle dog (Australian Sheep Dog) will do me as it will round up all of the jobs....Del

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